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[ascending_angel]

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[idateforsupper]

i know but i think that if i have a bodyguard that people wont even try anything with me and i just dont want to be kidnapped this year

especially with a body guard that looks like this

[Have a serious-looking, gritted teeth, no-nonsense Alex picture attached.]

people will leave me alone

besides i have money now and alex needs a job

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[ascending_angel]

woooooooow so impressive.

not.

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[idateforsupper]

whats wrong

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[ascending_angel]

nothing's wrong. I just fail to see why you need a bodyguard.

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[idateforsupper]

i just do okay booster gold got mad at me though

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[ascending_angel]

now whats his problem?

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[idateforsupper]

i hired alex and then forgot to tell him until hours later i swear he probably made that face at me

warren is the reason you dont like him that much because youre jealous of him? alex said it might be

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[ascending_angel]

EXCUSE ME jealous of who??

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[idateforsupper]

booster gold, honey

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[ascending_angel]

Give me one *ONE* good reason i would be jealous of him!!

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[idateforsupper]

i don't know that's just what alex said

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[ascending_angel]

well alex is a douche

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[idateforsupper]

he is not

do you know what space marines are

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[ascending_angel]

probably shi'ar something or other

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[idateforsupper]

warren i have really strange friends

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[ascending_angel]

youre just realizing that now? wtf

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[idateforsupper]

well i just found out a couple days ago that booster teleported these space marines into some guy's bedroom because of some delivery service he wanted

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[ascending_angel]

probably some hustlers. why dont you come deliver yourself into MY bedroom and stop talking to me about booster

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[idateforsupper]

you want me to?

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[ascending_angel]

yeah i do

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[idateforsupper]

you'll be getting a special delivery very soon, mr. worthington. keep your window open.

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[ascending_angel]

You know it always is. I even got a spot saved for you

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[idateforsupper]

hee

i'll be there in a few minutes, babe

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[ascending_angel]

i'll be waiting for you, hon