IC CONTACT POST | capeandcowl

[ascending_angel]

"You've reached Warren Worthington, CEO of Worthington Industries. If you need to be redirected to the office, press 1. Anything else, just leave me a line and I'll get back to you A-S-A-P."

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CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Are you offended? It's not like I said YOU were having threesomes.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

She asked me if WE were, and---

Wait. You said yes please. Am I not enough for you, or something??

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

I never told her we were, though. I just said they were fun...

[Yet another pause because he seriously needs to go sit in his office and talk quieter so that people can't hear him.]

And they are fun. That doesn't mean you aren't enough for me, at all! All it is is experimenting, basically!

CALLING; GET

[idateforsupper]

Are you sure?

CALLING; never =D

[ascending_angel]

Of course I'm sure! Look, the whole reason it even came up was because of past experiences, okay? I've had them before, but that doesn't mean I'd make you do that now.

I wouldn't make you do anything. I sure as hell wouldn't spread rumours about you - or us - either.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

Yeah, yeah. I think I know that part especially.

But I accidentally told Sally about when Wanda turned you into a bird. Sorry.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Gee, thanks. That's what I get for talking?

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

It was an accident, I swear. I was telling her about when I fought with Wanda over you.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Henh.

[Amused sound, as if he were reliving fond memories.]

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

Oh, now you're remembering! I'm just glad Rogue has a boyfriend this time around, you know. Because she'd probably want you too!

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

[Refrains to tell her that Rogue came and saw him at work yesterday...]

Oh come off it, Alison! You guys were the ones fighting over me and I never even made a pass at her!

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

I know, sweetheart; that was all me.

I'm just saying everyone thinks you're good looking.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

[Huffs]

That's because I AM good looking!

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

I know, I know. I had a whole conversation today about how beautiful you and your wings are.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

[Hee]

You can have a threesome with me and my wings, if you want.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

That's a threesome I'd agree to.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

Tch, anything you want, you just have to demand, sweetness.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

I could always visit you at work today.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

I'm at the bar right now...

[HINT HINT, NUDGE NUDGE]

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

...Okay. I'll be there in a few minutes.

CALLING;

[ascending_angel]

[CHA-CHING]

See you then.

CALLING;

[idateforsupper]

See you, sweetheart.

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